One time Hannah told me that I am a hero and a cool.
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master


  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

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"Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night." — 

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

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dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

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I like to think the flower girl dropped those brilliant fall leaves for the bride to walk over instead of petals

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"I care. It terrifies me how much I care." — Midnight thoughts (via freeingeileen)

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Oh yeah, I also held a baby bird.